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(My family has gathered to celebrate my grandmother’s 90th birthday. It is the first time I have met my second-cousin’s baby, who is about 9 months old. I bend down and pick up one of his toys.)
Me: *holding a stuffed giraffe* “The chicken says, ‘mooooo.’”
Second-Cousin’s Wife: “Now I see how you are related to [Second-Cousin]. You’re both jerks to babies.”