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(My extended family is having a massive reunion, and I’m stuck babysitting my little cousins. They want to do karaoke, so I’m trying to find an appropriate song for my seven-year-old female cousin.)
Me: “Umm…do you like One Direction?”
Cousin: “No! No One Direction!”
Me: “Oh… okay then.”
(I spot ‘Best of Both Worlds’ by ‘Hannah Montana’ on the list.)
Me: “What about Hannah Montana, then?”
(All of a sudden my cousin’s face becomes dark and angry.)
Cousin: “NO! Hannah Montana is the new Britney Spears, and Britney Spears is NOT GOOD.”
(It took me a few moments to recover from being scolded by a seven year old.)
