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(My family is together for my brother’s wedding. I’m talking with my cousin’s daughter, who’s only recently started talking.)
Cousin: “[Daughter], what sound does a dog make?”
Daughter: “Woof!”
Cousin: “What sound does a lion make?”
Daughter: “Roar!”
Cousin: “What sound does a cat make?”
Daughter: “Hiss!”
Me: “I have a feeling she learned that last one through experience.”