Text/Chat/Email | OH, USA
(I have just received in the mail a ‘Save The Date’ for my cousin’s wedding. I decide to text him to thank him for having invited me and to confirm that I had received it.)
Me: “Got your STD today. Thanks!”
Cousin: “Huh?”
Me: “You are aware [His Fiancée] is planning your wedding, right?”
Cousin: “Okay… I just lost all my contacts… Don’t know who this is… All I saw was STD from me. Who is this?”
Me: “Oh, whoops! ‘Save The Date.’ This is [My Name], your cousin.”
Cousin: “That was my best laugh in a long time… Thanks!”