Restaurant | Tel-Aviv, Israel
(My little cousin has ADHD and loves to ride his bike. We are currently talking about marriages.)
My Dad: “So are you going to be like [Cousin #2] and have lots of girlfriends?”
My Aunt: “Yeah, are you going to kiss lots of girls as well? Even TWO at once?”
Cousin #1: “No, I’m already married to my bike. Tell the girls I’m taken.”