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(I’m the only geek in my family. They think sci-fi, fantasy, and cosplaying are weird. On this day, my aunt, uncle, and five-year-old cousin are visiting my family. My cousin’s name is Teah.)
Cousin: “I like my name! I know a rhyme for it.”
Mom: “That’s not true. Nothing rhymes with Teah.”
Me: “Uh, actually—”
Sister: “Don’t be stupid, [My Name]. There’s no rhyme.”
Cousin: “Yeah, there is!”
Me: “Wanna tell them, [Cousin]?”
Cousin: “PRINCESS LEIA!”
Me: “Ten points to Gryffindor!”