Text/Chat/Email | Portland, OR, USA
(It’s late at night when I’m about to fall asleep and my cousin just sent me a text. Trying not to sound annoyed with him I’ve decided to try and be casual.)
Cousin: “Hey, cousin!”
Me: “Hey :P”
Cousin: *cuts out your tongue*
Me: “WTF?”
Cousin: “That’s what you get for sticking your tongue out at people!”
Me: “Or, you can just not cut out people’s tongues like a psychopath?!”