The Kick Is The Kicker

(I’m playing basement hide-and-seek in the dark with my cousins and my brother. Everyone has been found except for me. This is what I hear from my hiding spot:)

Cousin: “Where is she? I feel like she’s hiding somewhere in this pile.”

Brother: “So kick it until she comes out.”

Cousin: “That’s a terrible thing to do!” *pauses* “I say, as I do it anyway…”