Car | NJ, USA
(It’s Thanksgiving and my uncle, cousin, sister, and I are hanging up wreaths around town for Christmas. My other sister stays home because she is on her period. We are in a small car with the ladder, making it impossible for me to turn around. There are also some groceries in the back that my mom got. My cousin is ten.)
Cousin: *in a joking voice* “Hey, [My Name], I have an early Christmas gift for you.”
Me: “Oh, yeah? What is it?”
Cousin: “Here.”
(He tries to hand me something. I drop it the first time, but get it the second time. Contorting around, I pull the thing in front of me. It’s a package of pads.)
Me: *suppressing laughter* “[Cousin], do you know what this is?”
Cousin: “Diapers!”
