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(It is Christmas Eve at my grandparent’s. Everyone is excited and misbehaving.)
Cousin: “YAY! SANTA COMES TONIGHT! TONIGHT!” *runs wildly up stairs*
Me: *attempts to do cartwheel and steals chocolate from ‘off limits’ candy dish*
Great Aunt: “HERE COMES THE CHRISTMAS TICKLE MONSTER!” *proceeds to chase both of us through the kitchen, where my annoyed grandma is trying to cook*
Grandma: “If all of you don’t knock it off I’m giving EVERYONE a spanking and putting them in time-out, INCLUDING MY SISTER!”
(The entire family freezes and starts laughing at the idea of our grandma spanking our great-aunt.)
Dad: “OH, MOM! That sounds so… wrong!”
Grandma: “What? What did I say?
(I don’t think she ever figured it out.)