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(My parents are hosting a Chinese New Year gathering for the relatives on my dad’s side. I am not close to them, but I do know who they are. I also have an aunt who tends to put an ‘S’ to everybody’s name.)
Aunt: “[My Name]s! Come here!”
(I walk over.)
Me: “Yes, [Aunt]?”
Aunt: *pulling one of my cousins over* “[My name]s, have you met your cousin, Stephanie?”
Me: “It’s not Stephanie.”
Cousin: “My name is TIFFANY.”
Aunt: “Ah, yes, Stiffany.”
(I had to excuse myself to run somewhere private to laugh. Poor Tiffany!)