Hotel | NE, USA
(My father goes out of town for a family wedding. Instead of spending time with relatives his age, he decided to spend time keeping an eye on his nephew’s four-year-old daughter, my cousin. This is one of the stories he had to tell:)
Dad: *noticing her staring at a no diving sign* “Hey you reading the sign? What does it say?”
Cousin: “No diving bonk your head!”